Joke: A woman in Birmingham calls her daughter

Dec 19, 2019
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A woman in Birmingham calls her daughter in Spain a day before Christmas Eve and says: “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your father and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Mum, what are you talking about?” the daughter screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the mother says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so can you call your brother in Dublin and tell him.”

Frantically, the sister calls her brother who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced!”  he shouts. “I’ll take care of this!”

He calls Birmingham immediately and says to his mother: “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there.”

“I’m calling my sister back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The woman hangs up his phone and turns to her husband.

“Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way.”


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